MEET THE PAIN
My sister's name is Abigail. I call her the Great One because she thinks she's so geat. She says, "I don't think it, I know it!" WHen she says that, I laugh like crazy. Then she gets mad. It's fun to make her mad. WHo cares if she's in third grade and I'm just in first?
MEET THE GREAT ONE
My brother's name is Jacob Edward but everyone calls him Jake. Everyone but me. I call him the Pain because that's what he is. He's a first-grade pain. And he will always be a pain - even if he lives to be one hundred years old. Even then, I'll be two years older than him. I'll still know more about everything. And I'll always know exactly what he's thinking. That's just the way it is.